20 QUESTIONS

1 If you could look like anyone else, who would it be?
  Duff Mckagan, Guns n Roses
2 What did you last eat and when?
  Spaghetti vongole, lunch, yum
3 What was the last thing you were doing before you starting doing this?
  Being a cock
4 You are a puppy, what breed are you and why?
  Jack Russell. The best.
5 What's your favourite website?
  Monster-fight.com
6 What would you save first in a fire?
  The Missus. Then my drums
7 Whom would you stalk?
  The Missus. Axl Rose.
8 Which monopoly playing piece are you and why?
  Dog. Tough, hairy legs.
9 What's your favourite item of clothing?
  My madferrit Oasis coat
10 Boiled sprouts, cabbage or spinach?
  Sprouts at Xmas. Peppery
11 If you weren't called what you are called, what would you like to be called?
  Hank Shanklinsen
12 All time classic film?
  JAWS
13 And all time worst film?
  Swept Away
14 Favourite smell?
  Nape of the gf's neck
15 Favourite colour?
  Ocean blue
16 Perfect night in?
  Dvd, prawn curry, The Rudes
17 Perfect night out?
  Monster Fight gig
18 Who's top of your Christmas card list?
  Maman et Papa
19 And who's out in the cold?
  That skanky assed skeezer
20 Describe yourself using three words...
  Will The Bullet