| 1 |
If
you could look like anyone else, who would it be? |
| |
Marv from Sin City. Or Dwight, at a push, and as long as I got the Converse.
|
| 2 |
What did you last eat
and when? |
| |
Leftover Spaghetti Bolognese sauce on toast, three hours ago for breakfast |
| 3 |
What was the last thing
you were doing before you starting doing this? |
| |
Listening to the new Slaughterhouse record. |
| 4 |
You are a puppy, what
breed are you and why? |
| |
I’d like to be a bit of a mongrel pup – nice mix of everything, no real heritage but still outrageously cute and loved by ladies everywhere. |
| 5 |
What's your favourite
website? |
| |
www.robboffard.com |
| 6 |
What would you save
first in a fire? |
| |
The beer |
| 7 |
Whom would you stalk? |
| |
Scarlett Johannson. No question. |
| 8 |
Which monopoly playing
piece are you and why? |
| |
I’m the shoe. Because Tank Girl is too. |
| 9 |
What's your favourite
item of clothing? |
| |
I have a black T made out of some weird nylon material. It’s ten years old, looks brand new and is the most comfortable thing I own. |
| 10 |
Boiled sprouts, cabbage
or spinach? |
| |
Beer. |
| 11 |
If you weren't called
what you are called, what would you like to be called? |
| |
Bobby McAwesomestein. Or Buck McDanger. |
| 12 |
All time classic film? |
| |
Shawshank Redemption |
| 13 |
And all time worst film? |
| |
Knowing |
| 14 |
Favourite smell? |
| |
I have no sense of smell, thanks to falling out a tree in Zimbabwe age four and not breathing for two minutes. Caused minor brain damage, though my taste is fine. True story. |
| 15 |
Favourite colour? |
| |
Red |
| 16 |
Perfect night in? |
| |
Me, girlfriend, PS3, brand new game, pizza, beer.
|
| 17 |
Perfect
night out? |
| |
Front row of a rap gig, screaming my ass off. |
| 18 |
Who's top of your
Christmas card list? |
| |
My girlfriend (who is standing over my shoulder as I write this and will kill me if I say different). |
| 19 |
And who's out in the
cold? |
| |
Jacob Zuma |
| 20 |
Describe yourself using
three words... |
| |
What the f*ck? |